tell me 20 jokes
1. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
3. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
4. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish!
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
6. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
8. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
9. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know y.
10. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
11. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
12. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down.
13. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
14. I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was collecting dust!
15. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
16. Two silk worms had a race, it ended in a tie.
17. I would tell you a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
18. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
19. I told my wife she should stop naming her iPod "Titanic". She's always syncing!
20. How do you organize a space party? You planet.