Can u give me 19 mama jokes
1. Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says "expired".
2. Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
3. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
4. Yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
5. Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-income household means her husband has a second job.
6. Yo mama is so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
7. Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the petting zoo, the animals thought she was one of them.
8. Yo mama is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license photo.
9. Yo mama is so small, she uses a Cheerio as a hula hoop.
10. Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless network.
11. Yo mama is so mean, she makes onions cry.
12. Yo mama is so dirty, even Swiffer won't clean her.
13. Yo mama is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say "go".
14. Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, history was called current events.
15. Yo mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
16. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people yell "Taxi!"
17. Yo mama is so lazy, when she heard it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
18. Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection runs away.
19. Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.