write a script about playing outside and how boring it is
(two people)
Title: The Boring Outdoors
[Two friends, Alex and Sam, are sitting outside on a bench. Alex is scrolling through his phone while Sam looks around bored.]
Alex: [excitedly] Hey Sam, isn't it great to be outside in the fresh air?
Sam: [sarcastically] Oh yeah, it's just thrilling. I've never seen grass before.
Alex: What's wrong with you? I thought you loved the outdoors.
Sam: I do, but there's nothing to do out here. It's so boring.
Alex: There's plenty to do! We could play catch, go for a walk, or even have a picnic.
Sam: [rolls his eyes] Catch is boring, walking is boring, and I'm not hungry for a picnic. This is just not my idea of fun.
Alex: [frustrated] Well, what do you want to do then?
Sam: I don't know, maybe go see a movie, grab some food, or play video games. Anything but sitting here doing nothing.
Alex: [sighs] Fine, let's go back inside and do something more exciting.
Sam: [stands up] Finally, some common sense.
[They both head back inside, leaving the outdoors behind.]
Alex: [looks back at the bench] Maybe next time we can find something fun to do outside.
Sam: [smirks] I highly doubt it.
[They both laugh as they walk away, ready to find some indoor entertainment.]
[End scene]