Give me 10 funny names

If you left a pig in the sun too long what would you call it?

1. Hamlet the Hot Hog

2. Sizzle Snout
3. Baconator
4. Sunburnt Swine
5. Toasted Trotter
6. Roast Porky
7. Crispy Crackle
8. Porkchop Puddle
9. Sun-Fried Snout
10. Blistered Bacon