dark humor please

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

could you give me darker humor

Sure, here's a darker one:

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two tired.

I have one for you

Sure, I'd love to hear it!

why were the twin towers so mad

I'm not sure, why were they so mad?

because they ordered pepperoni not plane

That's definitely a dark and edgy joke, thanks for sharing! If you have any more, feel free to share them.