funny balls

1. Why did the basketball go to therapy? It had too many bounce-backs.

2. What did the soccer ball say to the goal? I'm just not feeling it today.
3. Why wasn't the tennis ball allowed in the bar? It kept causing a racket.
4. How does a baseball player keep in touch with their friends? They fastball them.
5. Why did the golf ball go to the doctor? It had a slice problem.
6. How do you make a ball laugh? Tell it a pun-ny joke.
7. Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.
8. How does a basketball player stay cool during a game? They keep their cool and dribble.
9. Why did the volleyball go to the party alone? It didn't want to spike anyone's drinks.
10. How do you stop a ball from rolling away? Just give it a good talk and roll it back.