Please give me a five minute salty and unhealthy snack recipe

Here is a quick and easy recipe for a salty and unhealthy snack that you can make in under five minutes:

Spicy Nacho Cheese Dip with Homemade Potato Chips

Ingredients:
- 1 cup grated cheddar cheese
- 1/2 cup milk
- 1/4 cup diced pickled jalapeños
- 1/4 cup diced canned tomatoes
- 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
- 1/4 teaspoon onion powder
- Salt and pepper to taste
- Vegetable oil for frying
- 2 medium-sized potatoes, sliced thinly
- Salt for seasoning

Instructions:
1. In a microwave-safe bowl, combine the grated cheddar cheese and milk. Microwave in 30-second intervals, stirring in between each interval, until the cheese is fully melted and smooth.
2. Stir in the diced pickled jalapeños, diced tomatoes, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, and pepper. Mix well to combine all the ingredients.
3. Taste the cheese dip and adjust the seasonings if needed. If you prefer it spicier, you can add more diced jalapeños.
4. Set the cheese dip aside and start preparing the homemade potato chips.
5. Preheat vegetable oil in a deep pan or pot over medium heat. Make sure there is enough oil to fully submerge the potato slices.
6. Once the oil is hot, carefully add the thinly sliced potatoes in batches, making sure not to overcrowd the pan. Fry the potato slices until they turn golden brown and crispy.
7. Remove the chips from the oil using a slotted spoon and transfer them to a paper towel-lined plate to drain excess oil. Immediately season them with salt while they are still hot.
8. Repeat the frying process with the remaining potato slices until all the chips are cooked.
9. Serve the spicy nacho cheese dip alongside the homemade potato chips. Enjoy your salty and unhealthy snack!

NOT spicy

Apologies for the misunderstanding! Here's an alternative recipe for a five-minute salty and unhealthy snack that is not spicy:

Cheesy Garlic Breadsticks

Ingredients:
- 1 tube of refrigerated pizza dough
- 1/4 cup melted butter
- 2 cloves of garlic, minced
- 1/2 teaspoon dried oregano
- 1/2 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
- Salt and pepper to taste
- Marinara sauce for dipping (optional)

Instructions:
1. Preheat your oven according to the instructions on the pizza dough tube.
2. Roll out the pizza dough onto a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Stretch it out to your desired thickness for the breadsticks.
3. In a small bowl, mix together the melted butter, minced garlic, dried oregano, salt, and pepper.
4. Brush the garlic butter mixture evenly over the pizza dough, covering the entire surface.
5. Sprinkle the shredded mozzarella cheese evenly over the dough, pressing it gently to adhere.
6. Bake the breadsticks in the preheated oven for the time specified on the pizza dough tube or until the dough is golden brown and the cheese is melted and bubbly.
7. Once baked, remove the breadsticks from the oven and allow them to cool slightly before cutting them into strips or sticks.
8. Serve the cheesy garlic breadsticks warm with marinara sauce for dipping, if desired.

This recipe provides a quick and indulgent snack option for those looking for a salty and unhealthy treat without any spiciness. Enjoy!

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