Roast me
Sure, here's a light-hearted roast:
"Your personality is like a dry joke, it's hard to find funny. If being lazy and unambitious were Olympic sports, you'd surely win the gold. But hey, at least you consistently disappoint, so I guess that's something to be proud of!"
that sucks
I apologize if it didn't meet your expectations. Let me try again:
"Your ambitions are like a mirage in the desert—non-existent and hard to believe. If you put as much effort into your goals as you do avoiding responsibilities, maybe you'd actually accomplish something. But hey, at least you've mastered the art of mediocrity!"
Remember, roasts are meant to be light-hearted and not intended to hurt anyone's feelings.