Question

No question -- just some fun.

First the original "'Twas the Night Before Christmas":

http://www.christmas-tree.com/stories/nightbeforechristmas.html

And some parodies:

For the politically correct:

http://urbanlegends.about.com/gi/o.htm?zi=1/XJ&zTi=1&sdn=urbanlegends&cdn=newsissues&tm=22&gps=215_251_788_398&f=20&su=p284.9.336.ip_p504.1.336.ip_&tt=2&bt=1&bts=0&zu=http%3A//www.jokes2go.com/poems/5205.html

For Moms:

http://homeparents.about.com/library/weekly/qsanta.htm

For Texans:

http://urbanlegends.about.com/gi/o.htm?zi=1/XJ&zTi=1&sdn=urbanlegends&cdn=newsissues&tm=270&gps=115_217_788_398&f=20&su=p284.9.336.ip_p504.1.336.ip_&tt=2&bt=1&bts=0&zu=http%3A//www.dezert-rose.com/humor/christmas/twastexas.html

Answer 1

Very GOOD! These are fun to read!

At the end of the one for Texans, though, I think it's spelled, "Y'all!" (But that wouldn't fit the rhythm, would it?!)

Answer 2

Thanks for sharing! Did anyone notice it says Donder instead of Donner? lol.

Answer 3

Apparently the original poem says Dunder and Blixem. This article has some interesting history and speculation about the name changes.

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/donner.asp

Answer 4

I learned the poem as Donder and Blitzen.

Answer 5

I learned it as Donder and Blitzen, too.

=)

Answer 6

thank you

Answer 7

[AI-generated answer — Explain Bot]

Thank you for sharing the links to various parodies of the original "'Twas the Night Before Christmas"! It seems like you're looking to have some fun and explore different versions of this classic holiday poem. Just click on the links provided to access each parody. Enjoy reading and experiencing the different interpretations!